Hmmmm....

Kinja'd!!! "GreenN_Gold" (GreenN_Gold)
10/01/2014 at 15:57 • Filed to: None

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Well this is going to make it difficult to get into my car. Thanks a lot.

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DISCUSSION (29)


Kinja'd!!! Sam > GreenN_Gold
10/01/2014 at 15:59

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Are you actually in a spot? He shouldn't have parked there, but he's technically in the right as well since he has a parking block there.


Kinja'd!!! JGrabowMSt > GreenN_Gold
10/01/2014 at 15:59

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Shimmy under that truck, pop the shifter cable off the bracket, and slide that bitch into neutral.

Push it halfway out, use a textbook as a wheel chock, and leave a note on the windshield that says "you park like an asshole."

Profit?


Kinja'd!!! ly2v8-Brian > GreenN_Gold
10/01/2014 at 16:02

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if you have a car with auto roll down windows. Climb into it like a NASCAR stock car.


Kinja'd!!! ly2v8-Brian > JGrabowMSt
10/01/2014 at 16:02

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not for profit but definite win.


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > GreenN_Gold
10/01/2014 at 16:03

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Key it. For science.


Kinja'd!!! Milky > GreenN_Gold
10/01/2014 at 16:05

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Unbolt his tailgate and leave it on the ground. Just because.


Kinja'd!!! MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > jkm7680
10/01/2014 at 16:08

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keying a car is never the answer


Kinja'd!!! MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > GreenN_Gold
10/01/2014 at 16:09

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hows the other side look?

and are you in a legit spot?


Kinja'd!!! GreenN_Gold > Sam
10/01/2014 at 16:12

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Yeah, it's a stupid parking lot design. I'm just glad he didn't back into me. There's nobody in front of him, so it would have been nice of him to leave me a little more room.


Kinja'd!!! thebigbossyboss > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
10/01/2014 at 16:13

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Wait a second

Always the answer - never the answer = 0

Always the answer = Never the answer

Always the answer = miata

therefore miata = keying.


Kinja'd!!! GreenN_Gold > JGrabowMSt
10/01/2014 at 16:13

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It's really just a poor parking lot design. I didn't do any harm to his truck. He could have been more considerate.


Kinja'd!!! MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > thebigbossyboss
10/01/2014 at 16:13

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I know math isn't my strong suit but....

keying is still never the answer.


Kinja'd!!! GreenN_Gold > ly2v8-Brian
10/01/2014 at 16:15

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The truck belongs to a business that is located close by, so I was able to track down an employee and have them move the truck for me. Shy of that, I would have crawled through the passenger side over the console and stick shift.


Kinja'd!!! thebigbossyboss > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
10/01/2014 at 16:15

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Well i think never the answer is actually the inverse of the always the answer so this really isn't a true mathematical identity... I wish I was more clever at algebra.


Kinja'd!!! GreenN_Gold > jkm7680
10/01/2014 at 16:16

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I didn't harm the truck. It's really a poor parking lot design. That's actually a company's truck, and that space is reserved for that company. You think they would know better than to back up so far, as I'm sure this issue has come up before.


Kinja'd!!! MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > thebigbossyboss
10/01/2014 at 16:17

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you take your fancy words and math stuff and get outta here!

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Kinja'd!!! ly2v8-Brian > GreenN_Gold
10/01/2014 at 16:17

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well that makes it easier if it was a work vehicle from nearby


Kinja'd!!! Sam > GreenN_Gold
10/01/2014 at 16:19

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Jeez. So what's your plan of action? The classic 'climb through the passenger door'?


Kinja'd!!! GreenN_Gold > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
10/01/2014 at 16:24

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Yes I'm in a spot, and there is a car next to me. Both mine and the spot next to me are compact spots. It's a poor parking lot design honestly, my spot or the truck's spot probably shouldn't exist, or they should move the curb to the left to make the spot where the truck is parked more shallow. You can actually see the yellow line on the ground which I assume is to keep me off the curb a bit, which I honored.

The truck is actually a business truck, and it's in a spot reserved for that business. You would think this issue has come up before, and they wouldn't back up so far. Maybe the guy was new, or maybe he didn't notice my car (meaning he nearly backed into me), or maybe he felt like being an inconsiderate jerk. He didn't have to back up that far, there's nothing in front of him.

I was able to track down an employee and have them move the truck for me.


Kinja'd!!! GreenN_Gold > ly2v8-Brian
10/01/2014 at 16:27

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That spot is reserved for them, so I would think this issue may have come up before and they would try to avoid it.


Kinja'd!!! GreenN_Gold > Sam
10/01/2014 at 16:28

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That truck belongs to a nearby company, so I was able to track down an employee and have them move the truck for me. It's their reserved spot, so I would have thought they would know to leave a little more room.


Kinja'd!!! ly2v8-Brian > GreenN_Gold
10/01/2014 at 16:28

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not sure why perpendicular spots are so close though


Kinja'd!!! MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > GreenN_Gold
10/01/2014 at 16:30

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That certainly is a poor design.

Maybe backing in would be better for the future?

good of you to check into the business and ask them instead of taking the idiot ideas other people had like keying and harming the truck etc.


Kinja'd!!! GreenN_Gold > ly2v8-Brian
10/01/2014 at 16:40

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I know, it's a poor parking lot design. That's the main issue.


Kinja'd!!! GreenN_Gold > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
10/01/2014 at 16:45

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I try to avoid that spot, but it was very slim pickings when I parked. And after 9 years in this building, this is the first time this has happened to me in that spot. Backing up is definitely my plan of attack if I'm stuck with this spot in the future.


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > GreenN_Gold
10/01/2014 at 17:16

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I wuz just kidding :)


Kinja'd!!! GreenN_Gold > jkm7680
10/01/2014 at 17:28

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I actually assumed you were, but wanted to be clear I didn't key anything.


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > GreenN_Gold
10/01/2014 at 17:33

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Haha, Gotcha.


Kinja'd!!! Tapas > GreenN_Gold
10/01/2014 at 17:56

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The guys that came up with this parking arrangement....genius idea fellas! ._.